John Edwards to Debate Dickless Cheney Tonight

We all saw Senator John Kerry kick the living shit out of the smirking chimp and tonight we will get to see Senator John Edwards mop the floor with Halliburton's main man, Dickless Cheney.
Rumors have it that Dickless may have a heart attack as an October surprise. He may have one anyway because, John Edwards is going to walk all over this mumbling fool. It must be rough for Dickless, not having a record to run on.
Here's hoping for that October surprise.