Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Dem Radicals Speak to the Red States

An open letter to the Red-State victors:

With hard work and superb organization, you have triumphed over John Kerry and the forces of Blue-state paternalism. Congratulations. The multinational corporations that hold you in bondage remain free to profit off your sweat nearly tax free, while their overpaid senior execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.

Your primary and secondary schools will continue to turn out third-rate pupils with limited opportunities, while you enjoy the satisfaction of making it on your own without health care when a catastrophic illness bankrupts your family.

Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely. Your children will learn to borrow enough money to erect chicken houses so that they, like you, can take custody -- not possession, but custody -- of Tyson's chicks, feed them, rear them, assume losses from those that fail to thrive, and in the end earn just enough money to service their endless debt, and realize a profit of perhaps $12K a year. Your bank thanks you; Tyson thanks you; George W. Bush thanks you; and I thank you.

You can continue sending your sons to die in Iraq on a fool's errand. When you bury them, you can console yourselves with Bush's platitudes about their heroic mission to defend America from weapons of mass destruction. More>>>



Oh, so true!!!!

3 Comments:

At 11/10/2004 5:48 AM , Blogger Michael Moore-on said...

Red states respond:

Blah blah blah...

 
At 11/10/2004 8:49 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your site has the most pathetic trolls.

Even when they win, they still act like losers.

 
At 11/10/2004 9:30 AM , Blogger ProgressivePatriot said...

Maybe it is their guilt complex....they know we are screwed but, are too cowardly to admit denial.

 

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