Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The Definition of Scum

The Democratic party has a Minority leader with a backbone. Senator Harry Reid of Nevada has no qualms about calling a rat a rat. He isn't afraid to point out the lies and fiction of the republican agenda. He stands tall when attacked by scum and for this, his family is attacked by republicans.

Republicans are one of the world's lowest forms of life. Thier genetic history usually involves a tree with no branches or, very few at least. Hell, when the scum get hungry they eat their own...a sign of parasitism seen among most low-life forms. They exist with difficulty in symbiotic relationships and often, revert to cannibalistic avenues.

These parasites exist far and wide are are often found congregating around areas with a high child population, churches filled with other parasites of low self-esteem and internet porn sites. Age, dignity and honor are non-existent in this parasitic group but, they are far from resistant to germicidal agents.

These parasites have a high affinity for each other and on the end of their scolex are large suckers they utilize to anchor themselves to the posterior end of the organism that is higher in stature. The chain of organisms break when one of the organisms mistakenly implants it's sucker on the wrong or weak proglottid (one that is not firmly attached). This phenomena occurs frequently and will cause a mass of parasitic activity that results in the fatality or crippling of the offending parasite.

So, we can see why parasitic scum is a detriment to higher life. The utilization and waste of oxygen and carbon sources is a drain on higher life forms. Their life cycle is a humorous anomaly in that, anywhere in the mass of life forms one cannot single out a single non-scavenger. This may explain their cannibalistic nature.

Senator Harry Reid of Nevada is a much higher life form and, he should consider carrying a can of Lysol or other spray anti-parasitic substance in order, to combat these obnoxious parasitic pests.

4 Comments:

At 2/15/2005 5:22 PM , Blogger halcyon67 said...

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At 2/15/2005 5:24 PM , Blogger halcyon67 said...

Yep, you got it. What were they saying about Harry Reid's family? Nothing nice I take it. I wonder if these are the values that the Bible thumpers or "red staters" voted for?

Republicans are the pollution of society and civil discourse, mainly comprised of societal rejects.

In the words of the wonderful James Carville, "They whine and say, 'we can do it you, but you can't do it to us'." Enough said. That basically sums up the conservative political strategy.
Which simply states that: Republicans are children.

To go along with your parasite metaphor or what not. They are fleas and we are the dog. We have to scratch them off, but they keep breeding and breeding.

Sorry, I know that paints a sick image.

 
At 2/15/2005 8:35 PM , Blogger ProgressivePatriot said...

Hi Samantha,

Senator Reid was on satellite radio, Siriusleft with Ed Schultz when Ed asked him about the hissing by the Dems to the chimp's Sotu, Reid mentioned that since he wouldn't bow to their demands they began to attack his wife.

 
At 2/16/2005 5:42 AM , Blogger Michael Moore-on said...

Somebody's charms were missing in their Lucky Charms this morning...

 

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